Roundup

This is my weekly compilation of news and other links about Trader Joe's.


Werner Herzog reviews Trader Joe's

What's new at Trader Joe's this month?

New Yorkers make signs about conversations they overhear in Trader Joe's lines

The discontinued Trader Joe's products we miss the most



Best tweets of the week:

Treated myself to flowers today at @TraderJoes and this is what they look like not even 6 hours later 😥
I feel like it was a waste. @TraderJoesRants pic.twitter.com/BvpWmnL5C3

— Gabrielle (@msgabrielleann) July 4, 2020

An update on the flowers from #TraderJoes:
I went back this morning vase in hand, barely made it in the door before the greeter asked if I'd like to swap them out while he got me fresh water. In and out in less than 5 minutes. That's customer service 👏🏽 pic.twitter.com/bmcPzOqgoq

— Gabrielle (@msgabrielleann) July 5, 2020

Was waiting in line at Trader Joe’s when this awesome employee passed out water to everyone in line and then proceeded to do this dance number for us. #TraderJoes pic.twitter.com/od7pPPCGcZ

— Mike Davis (@NostroDavis) July 5, 2020

Just spent $100 at #TraderJoes Why? Because I am a wealthy capitalist. A titan of industry. Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos are false idols, scared to drop big money and terrified of purchasing turkey cutlets and frozen Thai food. #onceandfutureking

— Ramy Daoud (@RamyTheGiant) July 6, 2020

@IRSnews please investigate me for my most recent $100 transaction at #TraderJoes. I have also deposited $32 in my offshore account. You’ll never catch me alive 🏃 ✈️

— Ramy Daoud (@RamyTheGiant) July 6, 2020

“Toss with a slotted spoon” says the instructions on my #TraderJoes Sadguy meal.

How bout I just use the fork I’m gonna eat it with and you stop trying to make this something it ain’t, Joe.

— Ian Mead Moore (@officerlockstok) July 8, 2020

A Trader Joe's cashier gave me props for my grocery bag packing skills, said I could work there, and in all my mum days I have never felt so seen #coldstufftogether #peachesonthetop #nothard #traderjoes

— Natasha de Carvalho (@NatashadC) July 11, 2020

There's been so much tragedy in my life, but losing the tofu edamame nuggets from #TraderJoes might be at the top.

— Monstrual (@monstromacabre) July 11, 2020

And finally--well, nothing. Nobody posted any pictures of cute cats in Trader Joe's grocery bags, which makes me sad.