Showing posts with label non-food items. Show all posts
Showing posts with label non-food items. Show all posts

Friday, March 20, 2020

Trader Joe's Tea Tree Hand Wash


I don't know what "tea tree" is supposed to smell like, but this is one of the most mild and pleasant scents of all the Trader Joe's hand soaps I've tried, vaguely like a cross between pine and mint.

Demerits:

  • The mechanism is super stiff, hard to operate. (This is likely a one-off problem on the specific bottle I got stuck with, rather than a design fault.) 
  • If you like lather when you wash, you will be disappointed. There's virtually none. 
  • It sticks to your skin, taking forever to fully rinse off. 


Will I buy it again? 

No. I don't need more annoyances added to my life, and here they outweigh the nice scent. I'm sticking to my SoftSoap.

Friday, December 20, 2019

Rosemary tree


It's pretty, it's cute, and it has a lovely fragrance. What more could you possibly need to know?


Will I buy it again? 

Probably not, because I try to buy a different holiday decoration thing every year. Besides, there's, like, a 1% chance I could manage to keep this alive until this time next year.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Trader Joe's Olivewood Bowl



Nina bought this, with the intention of using it for serving snacks at a party. Given the wood's sensitivity to water and need for maintenance with oil, these bowls are not practical for everyday use. But they're very pretty to have on hand for some special occasion.


Friday, May 24, 2019

Trader Joe's Liquid Dish Soap--Citrus Scent


I've been using this for several months now, alternating it with good ol' Ajax, which has been my usual choice for 30 years or more.

I can't tell any difference between the two products in terms of cleaning. The Ajax seems to produce suds somewhat better. I'm not keen on the scent of the TJ's (and it strikes me as floral, not citrus at all), but at least it's faint enough that I don't notice it unless I go out of my way to stick my nose down near it.


Will I buy it again? 

No. It's more expensive than Ajax and doesn't perform any better.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Trader Joe's Spray Sunscreen


I bought this last year, then never used it until this past weekend. Nina uses it a lot for doing yard work, and likes it. I found it easy to apply, lightly and inoffensively scented.

Of course, I don't have means for objectively testing its effectiveness. But Consumer Reports gave it a perfect 100/100 score, the best of the spray-on sunscreens.


Will I buy it again? 

I use very little sunscreen, because I don't spend a lot of time outside, and when I do, I tend to use clothes and hats to prevent sunburn. But on the rare occasions that a sunscreen is called for, yes, this would be my first choice.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Trader Joe's Oatmeal Exfoliant Bar--Almond Ginger Scent


This bar of soap has two distinctive characteristics:

1. It's enormous--literally the largest bar I've ever tried to wash myself with. Particularly because of its thickness, it's actually challenging to get a hand around it.

2. It has an exceptionally pleasant scent, though I wouldn't have pegged it as either almond or ginger. It wafts through my bathroom and makes the whole place smell nice. And this is coming from a guy who generally eschews any scent in his cleaning and personal hygiene products.

I also like its texture, with little bits of oatmeal roughing it up a little, reminiscent of the other bar soap I buy occasionally from TJ's (which also violates my no-scent rule, but in a way that I enjoy).

On the down side, it seems sticky and slimy on my skin, and is very difficult to rinse off.


Will I buy it again? 

No. I have for decades been using and happy with the unscented, "sensitive skin" Dove bar. I think it's basically perfect, and is dirt cheap. I will continue to change that up once in a while with the lavender bar from TJ's. I would be tempted to do the same with this one because of how nice it smells, if not for the physical awkwardness of using it and the fact that I practically need a squeegee to get it off of my skin.

Monday, April 15, 2019

Trader Joe's Sweet Basil Foaming Hand Soap



This seems to be physically identical--both the soap and its container--to three others that I've tried before, and I suspect they all come from the same supplier: here, here, and here.

The scent imparted by this soap is pleasant enough, and mercifully mild compared to some other hand soaps from Trader Joe's that I've tried. (Ones that assault the olfactory sense include this one and this one and this one.) But as I've said many times before, I just don't want or need for my hands to smell like basil or lavender or orange or honey or any of the other zillion scents that manufacturers decide to add to soap. The whole idea seems preposterous to me.


Will I buy it again? 

No. However, if we had a king, and if the king decreed that, on penalty of death, nobody could purchase hand soap except from Trader Joe's, then this would be one of my top choices, along with the Nourish Herbal Blend, the Botanical Bounty, and the Lemon Kitchen.

Monday, December 10, 2018

Trader Joe's Decorate Your Own Tree



I had not noticed this for sale at Trader Joe's, but Nina bought it for me. It's a very cute little pine tree--an Italian Stone Pine, to be exact. I taped it down so that my cats don't topple it over. Its needles are so sharp that I think they won't otherwise molest it the way they do other plants.

The ornaments clip on easily, and are light enough that they won't Charlie-Brown the poor little tree.


Mine has no detectable pine scent, which is both surprising and a little disappointing.


Will I buy it again? 

I'm not very festive about Christmas, but this is a nice little touch to have around the house, for almost zero effort. I like it. I might get another one next year, or occasionally make a gift of one.

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Trader Joe's Mystery Pack 2018



Nina bought this for me. You get three randomly selected reusable grocery bags. 

I got this one from Missouri (maybe specifically Branson?):




And this one from New Jersey: 



And this lovely one called "Nocturne," without a geographical specification: 



Will I buy it again? 

Not for myself; I have plenty of bags now. But it would make an easy, inexpensive gift for all sorts of people.

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Trader Joe's Waxed Cotton Food Wraps


Feel a twinge of guilt every time you use some Saran Wrap to cover your leftovers? Well, here's one alternative, new from Trader Joe's.

They're like dish cloths that have been massively starched--thickened and stiff. So much so, in fact, that they're difficult to unfold and put in place. But it's not starch; it's wax.

Here's the largest one in use over some leftover brownies in an 8" x 8" glass baking dish:


I could and should have used the medium-sized one, but I didn't notice the dimensions on the wrapper until it was too late, and I guessed wrong as to which one would fit best. Still, you can see that the cloth does mold around the edges of the dish.

But it takes work. It took me about three minutes of stretching and shaping the waxed cloth to get it to adhere this well. The wax takes that time to respond to the heat of your hands in order to conform to the contours it's meant to cover. And it's still not airtight. In this case it doesn't really need to be, and my brownies were adequately prevented from drying out for the four days it took me to finish them off. But if, e.g., you had an ant problem and needed to keep all food items securely covered, this would not do; there's plenty of small gaps through which air and ants can move. With clingy plastic wrap, you can eliminate such openings in just a few seconds.

The directions on the back of the wrapper say that these can be hand-washed and re-used. I have not tried that yet. And frankly, I probably won't. Maybe it says something terrible about me as a person, but spending three minutes molding a stiff, heavy, waxed cloth over leftovers in order to prevent adding a couple of grams of plastic to a landfill just doesn't feel like a good use of my time.


Will I buy it again? 

No. In fact, I'm pretty likely to take these back for a refund. They're expensive, and I can't imagine continuing to use them, when I have alternatives. Plastic wrap and aluminum foil both work better and faster, for very little money. I use a lot of plastic containers; the cheap ones that are called "disposable" can actually be used many, many times before they wear out. (I bought my current ones five years ago, and have used them dozens of times each.) I also often just leave leftovers in the Corelle bowls and cover the bowls with a matching plate for the refrigerator, creating zero waste, and at zero cost. I think all of these options are better than waxed cloth, at least for my personal needs and circumstances.

Monday, November 12, 2018

Trader Joe's Calcium Magnesium & Zinc


My father had fairly severe osteoporosis starting around age 70. I want to avoid the same fate if I can, so years ago I started taking daily calcium supplements. More recently, I also began reading about the benefits of magnesium supplementation (for issues unrelated to bone strength), and decided to add that to my regimen.

Then I noticed this product at Trader Joe's, blending the two (with some zinc thrown in, which I don't care about). Seems like a good idea!

And it would be--except for how they have formulated it: The pills are enormous.

Here's a comparison photo. From the left you see a baby aspirin, another brand of magnesium, an antihistamine tablet, a generic multivitamin, a fiber supplement, the TJ's calcium/magnesium/zinc, and finally an omega-3 supplement that I'm experimenting with--the only one that's bigger than the TJ's calcium.


They're not impossible to swallow, but they're uncomfortable. I'd much rather take four that are half the size than the recommended two as they are. The large tablets can be broken in half; they're scored for that purpose and they break quite cleanly, but the result leaves somewhat sharp edges that I found mildly unpleasant to swallow, and some mineral dust on the counter that has to be brushed away.


Will I buy it again? 

No. After this bottle is used up, I'll either go back to separate calcium and magnesium, or find another brand that combines them into smaller physical form. I would also prefer a calcium citrate formulation. (TJ's uses calcium carbonate, which I think is inferior for a variety of reasons that I won't bore you with.)

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Trader Joe's Apple Cider Scent Foaming Hand Soap


For a large number of Trader Joe's hand soaps, I've written basically the same thing: It's nice enough, but I don't really want or need my soap to smell like X, so I'll stick to my good ol' unscented Softsoap dispenser. I've always finished using the container anyway, since I had already paid for it and wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Not so this time. This stuff is awful. I've never known hand soap of any brand to be this potently smelly. Diluted, and in isolation or in some other context, it might be a pleasant aroma. And it is reminiscent of apple cider, as the name implies. But it's about 10 times too intense. Immediately after using it, the residue left on my hands is overpowering, gaggarific. Even hours later, I can still catch a whiff of it and wonder where that smell is coming from, before I remember.


Will I buy it again? 

No. It's the first hand soap I've bought from Trader Joe's that's going back for a refund. I can't stand to keep using it.


ADDENDUM: 

Immediately after I did my usual Twitter post with a link to this review, I scrolled down a bit and found this tweet, so, as always, YMMV:


Monday, July 16, 2018

Trader Joe's Mouth Wash With Tea Tree Oil & Cool Mint


This is pleasant enough, though the tea tree oil component lends it a bit of an odd taste that I haven't gotten used to even after using this for a few weeks. I wish it had a cap that could be used for measuring a dose, like nearly every other mouthwash on the market has.


Will I buy it again? 

No. I want my mouthwash to have fluoride in it, though I admit that I might just be deceiving myself that that small amount is doing any good for my teeth.

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Trader Joe's Foaming Hand Soap--Peony Blossom


This is very like the "Botanical Bounty" version from two years ago.

Differences:

  • The scent is much stronger than I remember of the other one. 
  • I'm not sure I could identify the smell of peonies to save my life; it reminds me mostly of strawberries. 
  • I apparently got a bad sample, with a pump mechanism that doesn't work smoothly. It makes an irritating grinding/squeaking sound when in action. 
  • It rinses off quickly and easily, unlike its predecessor. 

But the bottom line is basically the same: It's expensive, too smelly, and not refillable/reusable.


Will I buy it again? 

No.

Friday, May 4, 2018

Trader Joe's Blooming Mini Plant


At the Asheville Trader Joe's today, they had a large display of potted flowers outside. As I looked them over, I noticed that part of one shelf contained these tiny pots of tiny flowers. They were adorable--and only $1.99! So I bought one of the cups with pink roses for Nina, though they had several other varieties from which one could choose.


Will I buy it again? 

Yes, unless Nina tells me there's something wrong with it, like it dies in two days or something.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Trader Joe's eucalyptus branches


I subscribe to a Google News alert for Trader Joe's, which is how I find most of the entries for my Saturday "roundup" posts. Recently one of the articles I encountered that way mentioned that TJ's sells bunches of eucalyptus branches along with their cut flowers, and suggested ways of using them. I had never noticed this product before, but I thought it sounded like a nice little home-decorating touch that would be worth trying.

The branches smell really nice--at least in the store where there are lots of them. But I have not been able to detect the faintest whiff of eucalyptus since bringing them home, not even with my face right up in them.

Still, they're attractive. And they have the added advantage that the cats don't seem interested in chewing on them or knocking them over (despite Oliver eyeing them in the photo above).


Will I buy it again? 

Not for myself. But I buy flowers for Nina fairly often, and I might buy a bunch as added greenery for her sometime.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Trader Joe's Double Dozen Tulips



Photo by Nina Tovish.

I bought these for Nina yesterday. There were so many that they looked crowded in even a large vase. She split them into two vases, so what you're seeing here is only half of the bunch. They're a steal at $10.99. (See here for a price comparison.)


Will I buy it again? 

Sure--unless these prove to be unusually short-lived.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Trader Joe's Pink Pomelo Grapefruit Hand Soap


It's not clear to me why one would want hand soap to smell like grapefruit and/or pomelos. And I'm not sure this does. It's generically citrusy, but I don't think it really evokes grapefruit. Maybe it smells exactly like a pomelo; I wouldn't know.

It does the expected job adequately. It's a little harder to rinse off than I think ideal, but that's the only fault I noticed.


Will I buy it again? 

No. Back to SoftSoap for me.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Trader Joe's Camel Milk Soap With Olive Oil & Honey




This was on the new products shelf at Trader Joe's (along with a similar one made from goat milk), and was only $1.99, so I decided to try it.

It seems like pretty ordinary soap, except that the shape of the bar is a lot closer to square than most hand/bath soaps. The fragrance is so mild that I couldn't make out any particular scent.

I think this is the first time I've touched either a camel or anything made from a camel. Except maybe a camel-hair paintbrush. Oh, and there was that one crazy night in Morocco, but I was drunk and the statute of limitations has expired.


Will I buy it again? 

No. Nor do I think there's any point in trying the goat-milk version. I'll just stick to my old standard, Dove, with the occasional indulgence in the lavender bar from TJ's that I like.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Trader Joe's White Pine Moisturizing Hand Soap and Lotion


This pair comes as you see it, including the little wire rack to keep them together. I bought it in December, so it's possible that it's a seasonal item. I haven't checked to see if it's available all year.

It's a reasonably attractive set, I'll give it that. But otherwise, I do not like. The soap is way too heavily scented for my taste. And pine? Well, if I close my eyes and try to force myself to interpret what I'm smelling as "pine," maybe. But it's sure not anything like a close match to my sense-memory of how a pine tree smells.

The lotion is light, yet takes forever to absorb. By about three minutes into trying to get it to be finished with the absorption process, I began to feel that I might still be rubbing my lotioned-up hands together as the heat death of the universe approached.


Will I buy it again? 

No.