Friday, September 27, 2019
Ezekiel 4:9 Sprouted Grain Bread
I've heard people rave about Ezekiel bread. Now I've finally tried it. I don't see what the fuss is about. Though I have tried them side by side, it seems very similar to my recollection of TJ's Organic Daily Bread, except the Ezekiel has more crunchy bits that get stuck between my teeth.
Will I buy it again?
No. I'd always choose the Organic Daily Bread over this.
Monday, September 23, 2019
Trader Joe's Black Bean & Cheese Taquitos
Back in 2015, I reviewed a similar product, though it included the word "handcrafted" in the name. In 2017, I added a note saying that I had tried them again, and liked them more than I had described the first time. Apparently that product disappeared and has now been replaced by this one. See the company's introduction to it here.
It is a turn for the worse. These are, frankly, terrible. They have been thoroughly trashed by the Trader Joe's Blandification Committee. There is zero evidence of cheese, other than the package's claims; it can be neither seen nor tasted. The filling is just a mushy black-bean paste, a substantial portion of which oozes out when they're heated.
Will I buy it again?
No. Trader Joe's has replaced a good product with a bad one, and it's incomprehensible to me. Nina shared these taquitos with me, and agrees.
Saturday, September 21, 2019
Roundup
This is my weekly compilation of news and other links about Trader Joe's.
13 Trader Joe's items to try if you hate cooking
Product comparison between Trader Joe's and Costco
7 three-ingredient dinners from Trader Joe's
7 ways to use Trader Joe's new Everything Bagel Greek Yogurt Dip
Trader Joe's "balancing act" on innovative products
5 healthy dinner recipes with just 5 ingredients from Trader Joe's
What to do with Trader Joe's cinnamon bun spread
3 new fall-themed products at Trader Joe's
5 new Trader Joe's products to try, and 5 to skip
6 Trader Joe's pumpkin products a dietitian loves
PETA praises Trader Joe's for removing circus elephant images from packages
Trader Joe's employees reveal what it's really like to work there
Best tweets of the week:
And finally, here's this week's cute cat in a Trader Joe's grocery bag:
13 Trader Joe's items to try if you hate cooking
Product comparison between Trader Joe's and Costco
7 three-ingredient dinners from Trader Joe's
7 ways to use Trader Joe's new Everything Bagel Greek Yogurt Dip
Trader Joe's "balancing act" on innovative products
5 healthy dinner recipes with just 5 ingredients from Trader Joe's
What to do with Trader Joe's cinnamon bun spread
3 new fall-themed products at Trader Joe's
5 new Trader Joe's products to try, and 5 to skip
6 Trader Joe's pumpkin products a dietitian loves
PETA praises Trader Joe's for removing circus elephant images from packages
Trader Joe's employees reveal what it's really like to work there
Best tweets of the week:
— Heather (@heatherpttrsn) September 15, 2019
Move over, astronomical physics: it’d appear the hardest concept for people to grasp is that of the Two-Lane Checkout Line at #TraderJoes— Skylar Korby (@skorbylar) September 16, 2019
In my sweater & leggings bout to prowl around #TraderJoes for fall seasonal items like: pic.twitter.com/7B6jdvBx5e— Jaq Lugg (@jaqinthewild) September 19, 2019
And finally, here's this week's cute cat in a Trader Joe's grocery bag:
Trader Joe’s literally has everything 👏🏼 #TraderJoes #caturday #hurricaneprep #HurricaneDorian2019 #Dorian2019 pic.twitter.com/ktIA6l553h— Jenny (@jennayyyyx) August 31, 2019
Friday, September 20, 2019
Trader Joe's Cinnamon Bun Spread
The idea is genius: take the ooey gooey good stuff that tops Cinnabons, and sell it in a jar. Convert ordinary toast into a simulacrum of the decadent breakfast that we indulge in at the airport before an early-morning flight.
But it doesn't really work. The texture is pleasantly thick and creamy, but the taste misses the mark. There's some cinnamon, sure, but it's kind of wimpy. The tapioca and brown sugar seem more prominent. And without the cream-cheese element, it can't replicate what Cinnabon does.
Now, to be fair, they're not claiming Cinnabon specifically, so I'm making a comparison that TJ's doesn't. After all, not all cinnamon buns are Cinnabons. But that's what I was hoping for, and I ended up disappointed.
Will I buy it again?
No. It's OK, but not great. It's basically a thickened, spreadable form of cinnamon sugar. I don't need that.
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Trader Joe's Super Sour Scandinavian Swimmers
This is a soured-up version of the original. See Trader Joe's introduction to the product here. "Flavors include: red berry (starfish), huckleberry (dolphin), orange (tang fish), and strawberry (clam shell)."
I liked these much more than the original. The tartness improves them by a factor of <doing math> precisely 3.8.
My only gripe was that the bag I bought was inexplicably biased toward the red berry starfish; at least half of my candies were that one flavor, with the others given short shrift. This is probably just a weird sampling problem that won't be repeated in other bags.
Will I buy it again?
Yes.
Monday, September 16, 2019
Trader Joe's Bloody Mary Salsa
See Trader Joe's description of the product here. It was introduced back in June. I chose not to buy it the first couple of times I looked at it. The reason is simple: the second ingredient, after "diced tomatoes in juice," is horseradish. Horseradish is on my list of things that I know I don't like even though I've never tried them.
But Friday I was shopping for stuff for dinner with Nina that night, and I needed some kind of dip for an appetizer, and this was still on the new-products shelf, and I felt kind of silly for being afraid of it, so I popped it into my basket.
I'm glad I did. It has a unique flavor profile, which I assume is primarily due to that horseradish. But it might also be enhanced by an assortment of other ingredients that I'm not used to seeing on a salsa jar label: pickling brine, Worcestershire sauce, capers, and lemon juice. It's like mad-scientist salsa. Another thing I've never had: A bloody Mary. So I have no idea if those things are expected ingredients, but I don't care.
Whatever crazy recipe got us here, it works. It's maybe a tad hotter than I would consider ideal (though TJ's left their usual thermometer indicator off of the label, for some reason), but I loved it. Nina and I ate about 1/3 of the jar before dinner, then the next night I blitzkrieged through the rest of the jar on my own, with the reliable Organic Corn Chip Dippers as the vehicle.
Could it be that...I like horseradish?
Will I buy it again?
Enthusiastically. It's even under consideration for Top Ten list, though I'm not quite there yet. It's definitely joining my regular salsa rotation, alongside Fire Roasted Tomato, Fall Harvest, Cowboy Caviar, and Organic Tomatillo. Five completely different kinds of salsa, and I love them all.
For those paying attention, it has been less than four years since I first bought and ate salsa from a grocery store (see the Fall Harvest review for the story). The Bloody Mary is the 23rd Trader Joe's salsa I have tried, and of those there are now five that I eat on the regular. See? People can change.
Addendum, 9/28/19:
I went back to TJ's to buy more today. It wasn't there. I asked at the desk. Turns out it was dubbed a "seasonal" product, and was available for only a limited time. Dammit! Why don't they tell us these things?
Saturday, September 14, 2019
Roundup
This is my weekly compilation of news and other links about Trader Joe's.
9 best comfort foods at Trader Joe's
29 jokes about Trader Joe's
15 new Trader Joe's vegan-friendly products
My Trader Joe's favorites
Best pumpkin products at Trader Joe's
Trader Joe's newest groceries for fall
Best tweets of the week:
And finally, here's this week's cute catin a Trader Joe's grocery bag with its Trader Joe's Honey Mints. (Note: Please do not feed chocolate to your cat.)
9 best comfort foods at Trader Joe's
29 jokes about Trader Joe's
15 new Trader Joe's vegan-friendly products
My Trader Joe's favorites
Best pumpkin products at Trader Joe's
Trader Joe's newest groceries for fall
Best tweets of the week:
If you put #TraderJoes Everything Bagel seasoning on an #everythingbagel - is that too much of everything?— Melissa Casey (@MelissaCasey12) September 8, 2019
Lesson learned: shopping a Brooklyn #TraderJoes on a Sunday is a blood sport. You could lose a toe, an eye, or worse: your spot in line. #SundayThoughts— April Moore (@AprilJMoore) September 8, 2019
I overheard 2 of my kids rating grocery stores from their favorite to least favorite. It should surprise no one that the unanimous favorite was #TraderJoes w/ their organic lollipops at the register. My kids are so wholesome & prepared for mundane middle class lives. #momlife— Anna E. Mullady (@AnimalLady4) September 9, 2019
For a minute I forgot I was at Aldi instead of Trader Joe’s and started chatting up the cashier like we were old friends. 🤦♀️ #TraderJoes #Aldi— Kidue (@cleanaturalady) September 9, 2019
SERIOUS P.J. DISSAPOINTMENT!!!#TraderJoes #DoBetter #unhappycustomer #harrumph pic.twitter.com/E8GiOkEdmk— Barnaby Dixon (@BarnabyJDixon) September 11, 2019
I wonder how long this #grammatical #error will go unnoticed? @TJoesOfficial @TraderJoesList #TraderJoes #marquee #htx #houstontexas pic.twitter.com/HkpNjtqrJe— Kathleen Dreams (@kathleen_dreams) September 11, 2019
Shoutout to the woman in #TraderJoes who deftly and dramatically monologized to anyone within earshot (namely me) the pros, cons and cost-effectiveness of purchasing 75 vs 128 ml of detergent.— Philip Faiss (@philoweenshow) September 12, 2019
A quick breakdown of #TraderJoes Scandinavian Swimmers flavors— Chris Randall (@chris_j_randall) September 13, 2019
Fish = Orange
Seahorse = Lemon
Lobster = Swedish Fish
Dolphin = Great Pacific Garbage Patch
God, grant me the serenity of a Trader Joe’s cashier.— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) September 13, 2019
And finally, here's this week's cute cat
Mmmm... #TraderJoes honey mints! pic.twitter.com/SNCO2ZlQTz— BeNice (@BeKindNotDumb) August 14, 2019
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