Roundup

This is my weekly compilation of news and other links about Trader Joe's.


Trader Joe's gets woman a stash of her favorite discontinued chocolate bars after fire

20 Trader Joe's products for quicker dinners

5 cheeses from Trader Joe's for a stellar cheese board

5 wellness pros' must-buys at Trader Joe's

Make your own lemon-elderflower cake to celebrate the royal wedding



Best tweets of the week:

You know you're an adult when at #TraderJoes, while the checkout clerk scans stuff, you see someone bagging their own groceries, and you think to yourself, "YES! That's so hot. I love you. Marry me."#DontBeALazyPOS #KeepItMoving#FeelingOld #TFW #TMW

— Sam Perkins (@SamPerkins86) May 12, 2018

Me after discovering #TraderJoes has its own podcast. pic.twitter.com/wzARcB7zJ9

— Chris Singlemann (@csinglemann) May 13, 2018

I had goals of wanting to meal prep and shit but fuck that. I'm about to go up in #traderjoes and buy a whole bunch of frozen shit. I'm tired of lying to myself, pretending like I'm gonna cook and I'm just not.

— Mimsy Borogoves (@eyeEEsha) May 15, 2018

@TraderJoesList any ideas about these caloric values? mathematically one has to be wrong #seltzer #TraderJoes pic.twitter.com/zEJCoBsY2K

— michael rock (@rockpierogie) May 15, 2018

“Excuse me, could you tell me where to find this thing I’m standing right next to?”
- Me at #TraderJoes Every Single Time

— John Judy (@PapaJohnJudy) May 15, 2018

I got a parking space at Trader Joe's.
I was in and out in under 30 minutes with a full list during LUNCH HOUR.
Guys, the world is ending. This wouldn't happen any other time. #TraderJoes

— Jennie Bailey (@JennieBailey3) May 15, 2018

I feel strongly that I need to share This Thing that I made. Take an #Oreo Thins — yes, I thought it would be gross too — and spread some #TraderJoes #cookiebutter on it. THEN top it with another Oreo Thins. What you have is a monstrosity of deliciousness. pic.twitter.com/xrokk1d1HJ

— Emily Clever (@MooseGurl) May 15, 2018

In case you were wondering, eating an entire bag of #TraderJoes cheese puffs in one day is not a good idea.

But they were going to expire in October so I really had no choice. 🤷🏼‍♀️

— Ryanne McLaren (@RyanneJMc) May 17, 2018

Trader Joe’s is the only place in New York City that allows me to live my midwestern dreams of talking to the cashier as if we have been best friends our whole lives #nyc #TraderJoes

— Kathryn Bailey (@kbailey4595) May 17, 2018

May your dreams always be bigger than a Trader Joe’s parking lot.

— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) May 18, 2018

And finally, here's this week's cute cat dog in a Trader Joe's grocery bag:

I'm in my #traderjoes tote bag on the public yacht. I got this! 🐶🛍👅🛥👅🛍🐶 https://t.co/wCN4n6eqm0 pic.twitter.com/3NtgdnduDj

— Lilly (@bushlandterrier) April 24, 2018