Roundup

This is my weekly compilation of news and other links about Trader Joe's.


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Best tweets of the week:

Someone give the parking lot security guard at Trader Joe’s a Nobel Peace Prize. That guy has prevented more international incidents than the UN. #traderjoes #tjs #sunday

— mystery&history (@mysteryhistory8) July 1, 2018

This is a PSA: when you go to #traderjoes BAG YOUR FUCKING GROCERIES. Do not stand there and stare at the cashiers when you have a full cart, then ask how their day is going. Trust me; they don’t want to be best friends. Just bag your damn food.

— Marky (@1991waslit) July 1, 2018

Folks, I just purchased a yellow watermelon from TJ’s, and I’m probably a lot more excited than I should be. #TraderJoes #dreamsdocometrue #livingmybestlife

— Natalie Meismer (@NatalieMeis) July 2, 2018

Dearest Children,

The battle rages on. Advance troops of Literate Ladies have sent the RedHats scattering with a brutal grammar attack.

We refresh ourselves between sorties at Trader Joe’s with soy chorizo & glasses of Two-Buck Chuck.

Your loving,
Mother#secondcivilwarletters pic.twitter.com/xiiHo1uZBg

— The Mominatrixx 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦#FamiliesBelongTogether (@TheMominatrixx) July 3, 2018

Can't have a #SecondCivilWar without some snacks.

Today's battle generously catered by #TraderJoes. (Tradewar Joe's?) pic.twitter.com/Z8YsDOa8lm

— Earned-my-Dr. Sherry Zaks (@TheDapperChef) July 4, 2018

Just spent my theoretical children's inheritance at #TraderJoes #theyaintgoingtocollegeeither

— Laine (@LivelyLaine) July 4, 2018

My Darling,
War is hell. The Battle of Trader Joe's lasted many days. We lost half our battalion, some to enemy fire, some to the dreaded Covfefe virus. I still live, but for how much longer I do not know.

Pray for us.#secondcivilwarletters

— Kelli Crackel (@KelliCrackel) July 3, 2018

"What do you get high on?"
Me: #TraderJoes pic.twitter.com/JeFnI6meLn

— Estefani (@sebastian_fleur) July 6, 2018

To whom do I speak about my cinnamon raisin English muffin not having any raisins? I already have the Let Me Speak to Your Manager haircut so I’m ready to take on this fight. #traderjoes pic.twitter.com/zplwaH8Sbt

— Sarah (@Mega_Mew) July 7, 2018

And finally...nothing. I found no pictures of cute cats in Trader Joe's things this week. Sad!