Showing posts with label muffins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label muffins. Show all posts
Friday, December 13, 2019
Trader Joe's Orange Cardamom Muffins
These were just so-so. A little too dry. Orange flavor was present, but muted rather than prominent. After eating two, I couldn't detect anything that I thought might be the cardamom. But I had never tasted cardamom in isolation, so I didn't really know what to expect. So I sampled some from Nina's spice rack. Even with that experience freshly in mind, I was unable to taste any cardamom in the last two muffins.
Will I buy it again?
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Friday, September 6, 2019
Trader Joe's Blueberry Muffins
These are pretty good. Not as good as bakery muffins, but better than most mass-produced ones. Nothing surprising. I had one per morning for four days, and didn't detect any drop-off in freshness.
Will I buy it again?
Yes.
Friday, August 2, 2019
Trader Joe's Chocolate Chip Muffins
Not bad at all. In fact, they're almost more small-bakery-shop quality than grocery-store quality.
Will I buy it again?
No. I like chocolate, of course, but I don't think chocolate chips are the best thing to feature in a muffin. Besides, muffins seem most appropriate as breakfast food, and I mostly don't eat breakfast.
Monday, January 21, 2019
Trader Joe's Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins
Imagine how good you think the world's best banana-chocolate-chip muffin can be. Get it firmly in mind--the flavors, the textures. Got it?
Bingo! Now you know what this product is.
Yeah, they're that good.
But let us not pretend that this is some sort of health food. Each muffin has 410 calories, 18 grams of fat, and 35 grams of sugar. They're perfect for a nation with the motto, "Make America Fat Again."
Will I buy it again?
I wish I could. But in reality, if I do, it will only be because of a massive failure of every one of my self-control mechanisms.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Trader Joe's Carrot Ginger Oat Bran Muffins
Muffins are only a tiny, rare part of my diet. I bought these purely because I noticed them sitting in the store and found the name intriguing. Who puts ginger in oat bran muffins? Trader Joe's--that's who.
The ginger is noticeable from the get-to. It adds what I'd call a brightness to the otherwise fairly bland and dull background of oats and oat bran. The carrots, however, are more to be seen than tasted, and they're in the unattractive form of long, limp shavings. They could be left out with no loss, and perhaps some improvement.
Look closely at the label and notice what a scam TJ's is pulling with the nutrition information. Four muffins in a container, but a claimed eight servings. That's right--Trader Joe's is trying to get away with claiming that a serving size is half a muffin, which is akin to Frito-Lay claiming a serving size of one Lay's potato chip. When you mentally correct for that obviously deliberate bit of deception, you find that each muffin here packs 300 calories, 70 of which come from fat. I'm assuming that's the canola oil at work, since I see no other meaningful fat source among the ingredients.
Will I buy it again?
Probably not. I liked them, but not so much that I'm suddenly going to become a regular muffin man. And those fat and calorie counts make me worry about turning muffins into a muffin top of my own.
Nina's View
Oh hells no.
Gummy. Nasty not-quite-cooked oatmeal texture. Heavy like lead.
To be completely fair, they were day-old (or more) by the time I sampled
mine. But even if I extrapolate backward and subtract some sogginess and
staleness, it still adds up to a big fat NOPE.
It does make me challenged to make some very yummy ginger-carrot-oatmeal
muffins that don't suck. But I try to do as little baking as possible when it's
90ºF out.
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