Showing posts with label seasonal--Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label seasonal--Valentine's Day. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Trader Joe's Ruby Cacao Wafers


I bought these back in February; they seemed to be part of the pink-food rush of Valentine's Day. I assume they're long gone from the TJ's shelves by now, though I haven't checked, but maybe they'll be brought back next year.

I ate some right away, but didn't write about them because I couldn't figure out what to say. I still don't know. They're tiny discs of pink chocolate--apparently their natural color, as no natural or artificial coloring agents are listed among the ingredients. (See here and here.)

They don't taste much like either dark or milk chocolate. They remind me of white chocolate, but with an added fruitiness.


Will I buy it again? 

No. I have no idea what to do with them other than just eat them straight from the bag, and they're not very appealing that way. ,

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Trader Joe's Gummy Xs & Os


The texture of these candies is OK--maybe a little softer than ideal for gummies, but not a dealbreaker. It's the flavors that are the problem. There are three colors, and three flavors. The flavors are not identified anywhere on the package, but I think they are cherry (red), vanilla (pink), and coconut (white). And they're just not very good. The vanilla in particular seemed harsh and artificial. Nina didn't agree that the white ones tasted like coconut, but she couldn't figure out what else the flavor might be--which is not a good sign.


Will I buy it again? 

No. This went back to the store for a refund, where the clerk quietly admitted to me that he hadn't liked them, either.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Trader Joe's Raspberry Hearts



You get a surprise when you open this box: These are not single shortbread cookies, but sandwich cookies. The jam is not just that little dollop in the center, but a layer between the shortbread cookies. Like the old Certs commercials, they're two, two, two cookies in one! (Sadly, they contain no Retsyn.)

I like these even more than I thought I would, probably because they're a lot sweeter than most shortbread cookies. Let's face it: I'm easy to please. Throw some extra sugar in stuff, and I'm happy.


Will I buy it again? 

I wish I could, but, as George H. W. Bush might have said, it wouldn't be prudent.



Saturday, February 13, 2016

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Mini Heart Cookies



Here's another Valentine's Day special product.

I had anticipated regular shortbread cookies, with an exterior coating of dark chocolate. I was surprised to find that the cookie itself is chocolate--chocolate shortbread, which I didn't even know was a thing.

After recalibrating my expectations, I liked them. Good flavor, nice little crunchy sprinkles. Their size and richness make it easy to have just a few and feel like you've eaten plenty.


Will I buy it again? 

Probably not. I did like them, but my life is overflowing with chocolate things already. I don't need to add another.

Friday, February 12, 2016

Trader Joe's Gluten Free Chocolate Cupcakes With Buttercream Frosting



I assume that these cupcakes are a Valentine's Day special product--at least I can't remember seeing them on display until this week.

The cupcakes themselves are surprisingly good, for being gluten-free. They use rice flour instead of what flour, and the substitution is virtually unnoticeable, as far as I'm concerned. The cakes are moist, rich, and plenty chocolaty.

The frosting, however, is not good. It's heavy and way too thick. I had to scrape off most of it in order to make an acceptable cake:frosting ratio.


Will I buy it again? 

No, once was plenty.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Trader Joe's Fireworks Chocolate Bar



These bars have been all the rage this week on blogs and Twitter feeds about TJ's. It's the latest, hottest (in more ways than one) novelty item in the store.

And with good reason. It's unlike any chocolate you've probably eaten before, and the experience is such a novelty that your first impulse is to grab the next person you see and say, "You've got to try this!" Why? Because you'll want to watch their facial expressions.

Two things set this apart from ordinary dark chocolate bars. First, it has dissolved carbon dioxide that pops in your mouth when you chew or let it melt. Yes, exactly like Pop Rocks when you were a kid, though not so intense.

Second, there's an afterkick of cayenne pepper. I thought it was odd how everybody describing these bars noted that the pepper only hits you late, long after the initial chocolate taste and the bubbling sensation. But they were right. I don't know what confectionary chemical magic was used to create this effect, but it's interesting, surprising, and delightful. And it's a serious, no-foolin'-around dose of pepper, not just a wimpy little puff of it. Whoever championed these things through the TJ's review and approval process must have slipped Mickeys to the members of the Blandification Committee; they would not approve. Brace yourself.

Frankly, I had thought that I would not like the combination of chocolate and cayenne. But I did. Not enough to elevate this bar into my chocolate hall of fame or anything, but it worked much better than I had anticipated as a flavor blend, the novelty aspect aside.

Will I buy it again? 

Not routinely. In fact, I assume, but do not know, that this is a seasonal item, and will be available only in the lead-up to Valentine's Day each year. But one bar a year to remind myself of the fun and novelty of it seems about right.


Nina's View

I like this a lot, and probably would have liked it even more if my pepper tastebuds hadn't already been over-exercised by a very peppery dinner. 

The "pop rocks" factor is gimmicky but fun. At first I thought it was just crispy rice bits, but as the chocolate dissolved against the roof of my mouth, I felt the distinctive tickle 'n' pop. The afterburner from the cayenne is smooth and not too hot, more about a warm glow than any flavor per se.  

The thing that makes this a real success, however, is the excellent quality of the dark chocolate and the soupçon of salt in the mix. 

Good stuff.