No.
No.
Just no.
This is the worst thing from Trader Joe's I have ever put into my mouth. It's worse than the gluten-free Joe-Joe's. Worse than the Veggie Chips Potato Snacks. As God is my witness, it's even worse than the freeze-dried raspberries.
Two of the other TJ's review blogs out there both thought these things were quite tasty; see here and here. If you see these bloggers, give them a wide berth, as I suspect they may be dangerously unhinged.
I ate one of these, and that was the end of the test for me. Back to the store for a refund for the rest.
Nina choked down two, and somehow did not die.
I had a hard time swallowing my piece, for two reasons. First, the stuff sucked every bit of saliva out of my mouth, like some demonic hygroscopic gel. Second, Nina and I were laughing so hard at how unthinkably horrible the stuff was that I lost control of my facial muscles. The basic thought I was having was, "Nobody could possibly have decided to package and sell something this vile--BUT THEY DID!"
I banish this to my Bottom Ten list (which, like its opposite counterpart, is not limited to ten items).
Will I buy it again?
I was about to say, "When hell freezes over." But then it occurred to me that hell probably did get frozen over--freeze-dried, to be exact, and that's what's in this bag: little chunks of freeze-dried hell.
Nina's View
Dried sawdust with sulfurous overtones, which turns to vile green cow-cud
in the mouth.
Do not eat this. It is disgusting. It's so bad, it's literally almost
unbelievable. Serve it to your enemies, and laugh as they gag and choke.
Nothing like a good rant once in a while. Keep 'em coming!
ReplyDeletewildy entertaining review! Thanks for taking one for the team there...
ReplyDeletei'll continue to keep walking past these
Ttrockwood
OK, I finished my bag of these (4pm at work- hungry, will eat anything) but they are greasy and I would not get them again. It took months to finish them too because if I had some other rank or statle thing, I would eat that instead.
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