Monday, March 11, 2019

Trader Joe's Blushing Apple Tart





I had never heard of "blushing apples" before encountering this new Trader Joe's dessert.

Nina prepared this. Unlike most TJ's frozen products, the recommended bake time on this one proved to be a little long, as you can see from the slightly overdone edge. (That second photo is half of what's in the box, by the way. It's supposed to make three servings, but Nina and I just split it between us, and had no difficulty putting it away.)

I thought the almond paste might be a deterrent, as I don't love almonds. But it turned out to be just a pleasant background sweetness, with little actual almond flavor. Somehow, the combination of the paste and the apples combined to remind me of maraschino cherries. I asked Nina if I was crazy for thinking that, and she instantly answered, "Yes." So it may not be a universal impression.

The crust was somewhat dry. It's not clear whether that's an intrinsic property, or due to the slight overbaking. Tasty, though.

The apples are excellent.

The thing looks like a pepperoni pizza. Even after you realize that, yes, the flesh of these apples is pink and those aren't slices of meat, it looks like an apple pizza. OK, a square apple pizza.


Will I buy it again? 

Close call. I don't think I loved it enough to bring home again for myself. But if it showed up again at Nina's, I'd happily eat my half again. And it would make a nice contribution to a potluck dinner.

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Roundup

This is my weekly compilation of news and other links about Trader Joe's


Trader Joe's paper products get A rating for sustainability from Natural Resources Defense Council

Best new Trader Joe's products of 2019

11 Trader Joe's hacks you need to know

10 Trader Joe's beauty products to snag with your salad kit



Best tweets of the week:











And finally, here's this week's picture of a cute cat in a Trader Joe's grocery bag:


Friday, March 8, 2019

Trader Joe's Chocolate Bar Quintet



I bought this in December, but didn't finish it until last night. And even then, I had only four of the five bars; I knew that I wouldn't like the Dark Chocolate Hazelnut, so Nina took that one home with her.

For each of the other four varieties, the added flavor comes in the form of tiny crunchy bits--e.g., candied orange peel, or honey "pieces" made with honey, corn starch, and sugar.

They were all good. I liked the Milk Chocolate Cinnamon Crisp the best, perhaps just because the combination of chocolate and cinnamon was so unexpected.


Will I buy it again? 

Not for myself. But it would make a nice gift for children, or to take to the hosts of a holiday party, etc.--assuming that Trader Joe's brings it back next year (which is far from certain with any of their copious Christmastime offerings).

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Trader Joe's Wisconsin Mild Cheddar Cheese


Well, it has taken me 57 years on this planet, but I've finally done it: I have found the world's most boring cheese.

It's not bad in the sense of being inedible or anything. But it's so dull and lifeless (with an oddly rubbery texture) that I can't imagine why anybody would choose this over the dozens of better cheeses you'd find on the TJ's shelves. This is like the surplus cheese that our stupid federal government buys in order to keep dairy prices up, and then gives away for free. Marie Kondo would say that it doesn't spark joy.

What makes me most sad is knowing that this is pretty typical of the cheese that I used to pick--for many years--before I wised up to the fact that there's a whole universe of far better ones. It's what I was raised on, and for way too long I let familiarity and fear of the unknown keep me from exploring anything else. I'm glad those days are behind me.


Will I buy it again? 

No.

Monday, March 4, 2019

Trader Joe's Asiago Cheese




I don't think I've ever bought or eaten straight Asiago cheese before this, though I've had Trader Joe's version with rosemary and olive oil. I've also had it in blends, like in TJ's Quattro Formaggio.

I like it by itself. It's mild but distinctive, quite hard but not crumbly.


Will I buy it again? 

Yes.

Saturday, March 2, 2019

Roundup

This is my weekly compilation of news and other links about Trader Joe's.


Trader Joe's wins taste test of boxed brownie mixes

Best new Trader Joe's product you need to try

16 Trader Joe's food hacks

Do Whole Foods' new prices beat Trader Joe's?

What a keto expert buys at Trader Joe's

Trader Joe's tops survey of America's best grocery stores

Trader Joe's best kid-friendly snacks

10 incredible foods you can only get at Trader Joe's

Recipes for using Trader Joe's cauliflower gnocchi

My ten favorite products at Trader Joe's

The 15 best frozen food items at Trader Joe's

Trader Joe's announces reductions in plastic usage

10 dietitian-approved snacks to buy at Trader Joe's

How Joe Coulombe built the culture behind Trader Joe's cult status



Best tweets of the week:








And finally, here's this week's cute cat in a Trader Joe's grocery bag:


Friday, March 1, 2019

Trader Joe's Gochujang Chop Salad Kit


You can easily see what you're getting by the prominent list of ingredients on the front of the bag.

The three things that make this somewhat unusual are the puffed brown rice bits (crunchy, like Rice Krispies), the sesame seeds, and the "Gochujang vinaigrette."

About the first two: They come in separate pouches. I dumped them into my big salad bowl with the main ingredients. This was a mistake. They're so small that they all plummet right to the bottom and stay there. The more you try to toss the salad, the more they tumble down to the bottom. If you were to add the salad dressing to the entire mixture, that would probably add enough stickiness to solve this problem, but then that creates problems of its own. I think the best solution is to keep those two ingredients in their separate pouches and add them to individual servings at the table.

About the dressing: It's soy sauce. OK, maybe it's technically not actually entirely soy sauce, but that was sure my general impression from tasting it. It's pretty potent.

I did finish off this bag, using the included dressing--but I can't say I enjoyed it much.


Will I buy it again? 

No. I will stick to my routine: One bag of either butter lettuce and radicchio or just plain butter lettuce, plus one bag of either Power to the Greens or  Herb Salad Mix (I wish I could still get the Spicy Spinach Blend or the Lemony Greens Blend or the Heirloom Red Spinach for this portion of the salad formula, but they all made brief appearances on TJ's shelves, then disappeared), plus half of a bag of shredded carrots